{"id":407,"date":"2008-05-21T16:45:37","date_gmt":"2008-05-21T13:45:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.optimiced.com\/bg\/?p=407"},"modified":"2008-05-21T16:48:51","modified_gmt":"2008-05-21T13:48:51","slug":"programmers-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.optimiced.com\/bg\/2008\/05\/21\/programmers-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"\u041a\u043e\u043b\u0435\u043a\u0446\u0438\u044f \u0432\u0438\u0446\u043e\u0432\u0435 \u0437\u0430 \u043f\u0440\u043e\u0433\u0440\u0430\u043c\u0438\u0441\u0442\u0438 \u0438 \u0442\u0435\u0445\u043d\u043e\u043b\u043e\u0433\u0438\u0438"},"content":{"rendered":"

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www.devtopics.com\/best-programming-jokes\/<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

‘Best Of’ \u0446\u0438\u0442\u0430\u0442\u0438:<\/p>\n

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
\nNone – It’s a hardware problem.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

“Knock, knock.”
\n“Who’s there?”
\nvery long pause\u2026.
\n“Java.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Have you heard about the new Cray super computer? It’s so fast, it executes an infinite loop in 6 seconds.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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