{"id":134,"date":"2007-08-24T14:18:15","date_gmt":"2007-08-24T11:18:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.optimiced.com\/bg\/2007\/08\/24\/jokes\/"},"modified":"2007-08-24T14:22:35","modified_gmt":"2007-08-24T11:22:35","slug":"jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.optimiced.com\/bg\/2007\/08\/24\/jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"\u0421\u043c\u0435\u0445\u043e\u0440\u0438\u0438"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u0422\u043e\u0432\u0430 \u043c\u0438 \u0433\u043e \u043f\u0440\u0430\u0442\u0438 \u0410\u043d\u0438 \u0432\u0447\u0435\u0440\u0430&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.paloozahead.com\/1647806-89b7\" title=\"\u041c\u0438\u0448\u0435\u043b - \u0440\u043e\u043a-\u0437\u0432\u0435\u0437\u0434\u0430 :-D [Flash \u0432\u0438\u0434\u0435\u043e]\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/wp-uploads\/2007\/08\/michel-rock-star.th420.jpg\" alt=\"\u041c\u0438\u0448\u0435\u043b - \u0440\u043e\u043a-\u0437\u0432\u0435\u0437\u0434\u0430 :-D [Flash \u0432\u0438\u0434\u0435\u043e]\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;\u0432\u0435\u0447\u0435 \u0431\u044f\u0445 \u0432\u0435\u0434\u043d\u044a\u0436 \u0432 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.optimiced.com\/bg\/2007\/02\/05\/michel-in-the-hall-of-fame\/\">\u0410\u043b\u0435\u044f\u0442\u0430 (\u0437\u0430\u043b\u0430\u0442\u0430?) \u043d\u0430 \u0421\u043b\u0430\u0432\u0430\u0442\u0430<\/a>, \u0441\u0435\u0433\u0430 \u0435 \u043c\u043e\u043c\u0435\u043d\u0442\u044a\u0442 \u0438 \u0434\u0430 \u0441\u0442\u0430\u043d\u0430 \u0440\u043e\u043a-\u0437\u0432\u0435\u0437\u0434\u0430:)))<\/p>\n<p><em>(\u0418 \u0437\u0430 \u0434\u0430 \u0441\u044a\u043c \u0447\u0435\u0441\u0442\u0435\u043d, \u043d\u044f\u043c\u0430 \u0434\u0430 \u0437\u0430\u0431\u0440\u0430\u0432\u044f \u0438 \u0430\u0437 \u0434\u0430 \u043b\u0438\u043d\u043a\u043d\u0430 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paloozahead.com\/1649549-21da\" title=\"\u0410\u043d\u0438 - \u0440\u043e\u043a-\u0437\u0432\u0435\u0437\u0434\u0430 ;-)\">\u0410\u043d\u0438 \u0442\u0443\u043a<\/a>;-)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u0412 \u043f\u043e\u0440\u0435\u0434\u043d\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u0441\u043e\u0444\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u0438 \u0436\u0435\u0433\u0438 <em>(\u0430\u0445, \u043c\u043e\u0440\u0435, \u043c\u043e\u0440\u0435, \u043a\u044a\u0434\u0435 \u0441\u0438, \u043f\u0430\u043a \u0438\u0441\u043a\u0430\u043c \u0434\u0430 \u043f\u043b\u0443\u0432\u0430\u043c \u0432 \u043f\u0440\u043e\u0437\u0440\u0430\u0447\u043d\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u0442\u0438 \u0432\u043e\u0434\u0438 \u0438 \u0434\u0430 \u043b\u0435\u0436\u0430 \u043d\u0430 \u043f\u044f\u0441\u044a\u043a\u0430&#8230;)<\/em> \u043c\u0435\u0436\u0434\u0443 \u0434\u0432\u0430 \u0430\u0431\u0437\u0430\u0446\u0430 CSS \u043a\u043e\u0434&#8230; \u043a\u0430\u043a\u0432\u043e \u0434\u0440\u0443\u0433\u043e \u043c\u043e\u0436\u0435 \u0434\u0430 \u043e\u0447\u0430\u043a\u0432\u0430\u0442\u0435 \u043e\u0442 \u043c\u0435\u043d? 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